My deal is that my name is Julia.
I used to be a broke, intense, lasagne-eater with big tits in Melbourne, Australia.
Now I’m being a broke, intense, lasagne-eater with big tits in other places.

So this blog will document my poverty, intensity and lasagne eating skills around the world*, as I spread my message of good will and pizza to the people, as the voice of Australia. Sorry, Australia.

This is partly for my family, partly for my friends, mostly for me.

*I make no promises for or against the documentation of my big tits around the world.